Monday, January 12, 2009

More snow this morning. . . .

From an email. . . . an MA snow diary

AUG. 1
Moved to our new home in Massachusetts. It is so beautiful here.
The city is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered with
snow. I LOVE IT HERE

OCT. 14
New England is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are
turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange.
Went for a ride through the hills and saw some deer. They are so
graceful. Certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This
must be paradise. I LOVE IT HERE.

NOV. 11
Deer season will open soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to
kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and
tranquillity. Hope it will snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE.

DEC. 2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in
white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and20cleaned snow off
the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight today (I
won). When the snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again.
What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I LOVE IT
HERE.

DEC. 12
More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again
(that rascal). A winter wonderland. I LOVE IT HERE.

DEC. 19
Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get
to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. Damn snowplow!

DEC. 22
More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my
hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and
waits until I'm done shoveling. That Asshole!

DEC. 25
"White Christmas" my busted ass. More snow. If I ever get my
hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives that snowplow, I swear I will
castrate the dumb bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on
this ice.

DEC. 28
More of the same shit last night. Been inside since Christmas day
except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go anywhere. The car

is buried in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says expect
another 10 inches of this shit tonight. Do you know how many shovels
full of snow 10 inches is?

JAN. 1
Happy New Year. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN). We got
34 inches of snow this time. At this rate it won't melt until the
4th of July. The snowplow got stuck down the road and shit for brains
had the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told
him I broke 6 shovels already, shoveling out the snow he plowed into
my driveway. I broke the 7th shovel over his head.

JAN. 4
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food
and on the way back a deer ran out in front of the car and I hit the
bastard. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the car. Wish the hunters would

have killed them all last November.

MAY 3
Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you believe the
body is rotting away from all the frigging salt they keep dumping all
over the roads. It really looks like a piece of shit.

MAY 10
Moved to North Carolina today. I can't imagine why anyone in
their right mind would want to live in the God forsaken State of
Massachusetts.

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