Funny stuff

OK, this cruise is just funny. . .

Wrong but funny

have to thank Say Uncle for it if memory serves

Now That is Funny

Had to pass it on. Shamelessly grabbed from JB on the Rocks

OMG

From Better and Better. . ..

an OMG funny video. . . folks with way too much time on their hands

HERE

Obamam Funny

Mouse Problem?

For any of you that have had mice in the house you have got to go read this over at Atomic Nerds. . ..

Business today. . .

Now that is just funny, , ,

Assault Weapon Histaria

Now this is funny when you listen to the anti gun folks cry about assault weapons. . .

Divemedic: In short, more cops were killed by (take your pick) cars, bombs, water, tornados, lightning, pine trees, other cops, or yellow jackets, than were killed by “Assault Weapons.” But then, none of those causes fit the press’ leftist, antigun agenda, do they?

from SayUncle

New Word

From aubreyturner.org

New word:

Obamanfreude - 1. taking pleasure from the discomfort of Obama supporters as they come to realize that The Chosen One™ is just another Chicago politician. 2. taking pleasure from the misfortunes of an Obama supporter as he or she is adversely affected by the policies of their Dear Leader.

I am going to have to remember that one

Obama Funny

Got this over at SnarkyBytes. Now that there is just funny. . .

Further Proof I am a Histor Geek. . .

OK, I read this cartoon and the first thing that ran through my head was

"Hey, the French said that in WWII"

sorry Maginot. . .

Funny

No matter what side you were on in November, this is just funny:

Funny, sick and demented but funny

If you have not heard of Ill Will Press then you have missed out on squirelly wrath. . .

Not for kids, but funny toons. . .

Find it HERE

OK, also probably not work safe to actually play some of them. . . .

Fun Stuff

Found this quiz at Bore Patch's blog. . . who are you in hero land. . .

You Scored as Batman, the Dark Knight As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause. Batman, the Dark Knight 71% Maximus 67% James Bond, Agent 007 67% Neo, the "One" 67% Indiana Jones 58% William Wallace 54% Captain Jack Sparrow 46% The Terminator 46% El Zorro 46% Lara Croft 46% The Amazing Spider-Man 42%

Christmas Issues. . .

Now I don’t call myself Christian as I don’t go to church and all that stuff and don’t buy into most of Organized religion anyway. I say this because folks go nuts this time of year over Merry Christmas.

CHILL FOLKS

You know, I don’t care if you wish me a Merry Christmas, I will say “Thank You, You Too” and take it in the sense it was given. They are wishing me a good time, or that I and my family have a happy time or whatever . . . in short they are wishing me well. Why should I take this as a reason to dump on them?

All I can say is you Liberals need to get over it and learn to take a complement or good wishes for what they are, a wish that you are well. . ..

And in that vein I wonder about all these towns that won’t have a “Christmas” tree but still put up a tree. It becomes a “Holiday Tree” or a “Winter Tree” or a “Non-Denominational Holiday Shrub” or whatever. Well this has been on the radio and I decided to come up with some new names. Here are a few I thought of or heard used –

It’s not a Christmas Tree it’s a –
Winter Clear Cutting Victim
Holiday Clear Cutting Victim
Holiday Global Warming Contributor
Winter European Oppression Tree
Winter Deprive a Bird of a Home Tree
Holiday Fire Hazard.
Non-Denominational Holiday Shrub
Winter Symbol of White Christian European Centric Oppression of the World. . .

What do you think we should call it so as to not “offend” anyone?

And while I am on Christmas has anyone else noticed that at the end of the TV show "Rudolph the Red Noised Rain Deer" that they are tossing toys off the sleigh while airborne? Have you also noticed that the misfit toys get tossed? Did you notice that the only one not given a parachute was the Owl who was a misfit because he could not fly (he swims)? Poor Mr. Owl. . . I can see the North Pole news now "Owl plummets to death moments after rescue from Island of Misfit Toys - Elf faces charges in death - Film at Eleven"

Skippys List

OK, now this is a great list! And read the comments too!

Cat Funny

OK, if you have cats you have to read THIS

A great tale of a three species hunting game. . . (cat, dog and human vs. mouse)

Funny

I lover this idea:

If you have a company and need to do some lay offs, the best way to sort out who goes first is to walk around the parking lot and see who has Obama bumper stickers... and can them first.

Sounds good to me, they voted him in. . .

Funny

OK, this is wrong on so many levels but it is just DAMN funny

Samhain post (Halloween for the rest of you)

OK, for those of you that want to dress up your pet. . . . a photo from the Globe:


Now as a cat person I would say that look translates into " you have to sleep sooner or later . . . then you are MINE"

More photos here

Is it just me or do the dogs seem to not care as much as the cats about getting dressed up by their humans. . .

Now that right there is funny. . .

Found at the Patriot Post Blog. . .