Thursday, August 14, 2008

Jay G Moment

OK, folks, at the risk of sounding like Jay G when you get to an intersection with a light, don't go into it unless you get get all the way through before the light changes!!!!!

On the way into work today I got to sit through a light cycle because the folks going through the intersection decided that they would sit in the middle until the light changed again. Yo Dip Stick, that is how we get in this gridlock in the first place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

arrgggg

5 comments:

John said...

Well have you ever seen someone pulled over for it in Massachusetts?

In New York City it's something like a $300 fine to be caught in an intersection. Gridlock is largely a thing of the past.

JD said...

Man wouldn't that be nice! I would love to see us actually enforce the traffic laws. As it is now most of the time I see someone get pulled over it is in rush hour. Really good, lets make a bad situation ever worse by pulling folks over during rush hour. . . I really don't get it here in MA. . . .

Ted said...

JD, I'd like to thank you for your public service. We don't want folks to go into JayG withdrawl.

Well done!

Jay G said...

A $300 ticket?

Oh no. Stopping in the middle of the intersection should require the use of atomic land torpedoes.

Nothing says "Lead, follow, or get the hell out of my way" like leaving a wake of charged particles...

JD said...

Well, although I like the idea of nukes for this stuff I am thinking all the shielding would add too much weight to my commuting car and kill mileage. . .

we need to put more money in developing energy weapons that are light weight. . . . Why waste a good car? If we can disintegrate the driver we can sell the car as a war trophy. . . . think of all the extra income we could get cleaning up MASS. . ..