Clue The Game sold out

In order to better fit into our brave new liberal world of happy pink fluffy bunnies they have made a few changes:

Gone – Colonel Mustard and Professor Plum. We don’t want military or scholarly folks I guess. . . . they are now Jack Mustard the Football Star and Victor Plum billionaire video game maker. . . we need pop culture in here I guess

Also changed around are the weapons used to knock off the deceased. . . . They got rid of the wrench, the revolver and the pipe. . . . I guess they were just too bloody and old fashioned. They have been replaced with more humane ways to kill off the subject – use of Poison, a dumbbell or a trophy. . . . .

Way to cave guys. . . . I still don’t think you are going to win against a Wii with the kids but at least you got better looking to the hippies and lefty yuppies . . .